Part I - The Dictionary A-Z - Defines 365 Male Types
Army Man: First line of defense, extremely responsive. Tough exterior, soft interior. Always trying to prove he's really better than a Navy guy. (See Divorcé)
Dentist: Shakes your hand and tells you he's a doctor. Books your next date before you start the first.
Square-Toe Wearer: Up to speed with the trends. Views his pricey shoes as a reflection of his priceless loins. (See Napoleon Complex)
Yacht Club Member: Owns at least one pair of pink pants with lobsters and a baby-blue and white seersucker jacket. Talks with marbles in his mouth after two drinks. Tells you he's a descendant of one of America's founding fathers. (See Preppy)
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Part II: True Romantic Unfortunate Encounters (TRUE)- Houses 52 real dating stories
SAM THE SALESMAN – An Excerpt Imitated by a 31-year-old, gregarious, corporate communications professional, book smart, skinny jeans wearer.
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I never had to say much. In fact, if I did, he'd just
quickly acknowledge my comment and then continue with
his next story that was somehow tangentially related or
pertaining to this funny story that he just happened to
be writing a book about, well not a book, a compilation
of short stories, in Italian you say novelles, have
you ever been to Italy? You've got to go, my friend
Antonio owns a tour company there and he services
only the wealthiest Americans and Europeans so when I
went there the red carpets rolled out … I went to this
little Italian family's farm house and had everything
fresh — fresh mozzarella, fresh tomatoes, fresh-
baked bread, fresh-picked basil, fresh-squeezed olive
oil, fresh wine from the grapes of their own vineyard,
fresh chocolate from the cocoa beans in the family's
backyard, fresh cream so fresh, well fresh like me
do you know how fresh I was when I was a little boy
the teacher called me into his office for finally
discovering after three months that the papers I had
been writing just had a first paragraph and last
paragraph that pertained to the story everything in
between was about the teacher's fat ass, nasty smell
and messed-up teeth I told him if he tried kicking me
out of the private school I'd show the principal the dozens of papers he had graded with an A that were just
like the bogus one he held in front of me that finished
that discussion I'm including that story in the book
I'm writing I'm also in the middle of writing a speech
for my best friend's wedding it's in November you
should come with me my parents will be there you'd
remind them of my sister you're so much like my sister
and my father loves my sister oh my God my father would
Part III: TRUE Takeaways - Captures men in full-color and offers usable tips from others’ dating trials and tribulations.
DAVE THE DOUCHEBAG
If he texts you from your driveway to announce his arrival, he's a selfish douchebag.
Save your time; don't text back; erase his digits.
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