SAM THE SALESMAN – An Excerpt
Imitated by a 31-year-old, gregarious, corporate communications professional, book smart, skinny jeans wearer.


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I never had to say much. In fact, if I did, he'd just quickly acknowledge my comment and then continue with his next story that was somehow tangentially related or pertaining to this funny story that he just happened to be writing a book about, well not a book, a compilation of short stories, in Italian you say novelles, have you ever been to Italy? You've got to go, my friend Antonio owns a tour company there and he services only the wealthiest Americans and Europeans so when I went there the red carpets rolled out … I went to this little Italian family's farm house and had everything fresh — fresh mozzarella, fresh tomatoes, fresh- baked bread, fresh-picked basil, fresh-squeezed olive oil, fresh wine from the grapes of their own vineyard, fresh chocolate from the cocoa beans in the family's backyard, fresh cream so fresh, well fresh like me do you know how fresh I was when I was a little boy the teacher called me into his office for finally discovering after three months that the papers I had been writing just had a first paragraph and last paragraph that pertained to the story everything in between was about the teacher's fat ass, nasty smell and messed-up teeth I told him if he tried kicking me out of the private school I'd show the principal the dozens of papers he had graded with an A that were just like the bogus one he held in front of me that finished that discussion I'm including that story in the book I'm writing I'm also in the middle of writing a speech for my best friend's wedding it's in November you should come with me my parents will be there you'd remind them of my sister you're so much like my sister and my father loves my sister oh my God my father would love you…


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