Douchebag Dave: WANTED for texting his date from her driveway to announce his arrival.
High-Maintenance Hayden: WANTED for monitoring his date's calorie intake.
Leo the Lab Lover: WANTED for paying more attention to his dog than his girlfriend.
Marco the Mama's Boy: WANTED for having his mama serve the divorce papers and still cooking for him.
Shane the Southern Baptist: WANTED for using God as an excuse to break up with his girlfriend.